My teapot’s cover letter by Eve Li

Hello, I am a teapot. I am a relatively new addition to this household, having recently been discovered at TK Maxx by my mistress’s discerning husband.

 My appointment was immediate,  due to my durable stainless steel body and, crucially, my dishwasher-safe nature. I already possess the longest service life of any teapot in this home, following the unfortunate and quick departure of my glass predecessor.

  As you know, my key responsibilities are clear and focused: to brew the perfect tea and maintain its temperature. And I know all my mistress’s needs. She prefers strong Black Tea, often turning it into a rich milky tea to start her day. A single cup from me is often all she needs for a quick caffeine boost to snap her out of the morning fog. In the afternoon, she shifts her routine. Concerned that too much caffeine might cause insomnia (or trouble sleeping), she switches to the soothing Yorkshire Bedtime blend.

Whether my mistress needs a powerful morning caffeine kick or a Calming  evening blend to ward off insomnia, I am her dedicated partner. I stand ready to serve, ensuring every break is perfect.

By Eve Li

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